哥倫比亞三星電影集團公司 榮譽出品
三星影業 出品
安德魯·伯格曼 作品
尼古拉斯·凱奇
布裏吉特·芳達
傾 城 佳 話
Once upon a time in New York, there was a cop named Charlie. 從前在紐約 有個警察叫查理
He was a very decent guy, as was his partner, Bo. 他是個正派人 他的搭檔鮑也是
He was a good listener. 他是個很好的傾訴對像
He loved kids. 他喜歡小孩
He had patience and common sense. 他有耐心 也明辨事理
He was resourceful. 還很聰明
Come on, let's go. Watch your step. Come on, keep it moving. 來吧 小心看路 來吧來吧 別停下
Okay, people, let's go. Let's go. Come on, let me get through. 好了夥計們 大家動起來 來吧 讓我過去
Let me get through now. Make way, come on. Step lively now, come on. 讓我過去 讓一讓 好了 抓緊點走啊
He was just a good cop. 他是個不錯的警察
Charlie lived happily in Queens, where he was born and had lived all of his life. 查理在皇后區土生土長 每天都過得很快樂
- Yo, Charlie. - Jesu. How are you? - 嗨 查理 - 嗨 蘇 你好啊
- Kill anybody today? - Didn't even wound anybody. - 今天幹掉誰了 - 連根毫毛都沒傷害
Been really slow. 最近沒什麼大事
- You're not gonna see your wife? - No, she doesn't like me to surprise her at work. - 不想去看看你老婆嗎 - 她不喜歡在工作的時候被打擾
Charlie was married to Muriel. She hated Queens. 查理和穆麗兒結了婚 她討厭皇后區
I don't know. If he was a detective or an undercover cop... 我不明白 如果他是探長或是臥底警察
...at least he'd have decent clothes. 起碼能穿得體面些
You know? But that's not for him. He's gotta wear the uniform. 知道嗎 不過就算有了他也不會穿 他就愛穿制服
I feel for you, honey. Because you got driving ambition. 我能理解 親愛的 你也不能對他要求太苛刻
I know. I never pushed him enough. 我知道 我從來不給他太大壓力
If he was on the take, at least I'd say, "Okay. He has initiative." 如果哪天他受賄了 我倒會說 好啊 有進步
My sister was married to a cop for 10 years. It's a no-win situation. 我妹妹嫁給警察十年了 也沒見個好
Either they're honest and you're broke, or they're crooks and they never come home. 要麼他是老實的窮光蛋 要麼是徹夜不歸的騙子
So your sister, what did she do? 那你妹妹是怎麼想的呢
She left the cop and married an electrician. That's your real money. 她和他離了婚 嫁了一個電氣工程師 這才叫生財有道
I'm running out of patience. I tell you, I'm a person who needs money. 我都快沒耐心了 告訴你 我就是那種拜金女
And then there was Yvonne, a waitress, who's about to get some terrible news. 再來看看這位叫伊芳的女招待 她馬上就要得到壞消息了
Miss Biasi, according to your records here, you owe $12,000 on your MasterCard. 比亞西小姐 萬事達信用卡的記錄顯示 你已經欠款一萬兩千美元
Your Honor, those charges were incurred by my ex-husband... 法官大人 這些錢都是我前夫花的
...Eddie Biasi, the actor, after I threw him out. 艾迪·比亞西是個演員 那時候我已經趕他走了
The bank is not aware of your divorce. 但是銀行並不知道你們離婚
Because we're not divorced yet. But I told him, "You have to tear up the credit cards." 我們還沒有辦離婚 但我告訴過他 必須把債務還清
And he promised-- 他保證過
If you're not divorced yet, you're still liable for any and all debts your husband has incurred. 如果你們還沒有離婚 你就有償還債務的連帶義務
But I am divorced in my heart. You know? I mean, and that's what counts. 我已經拿定主意離婚了 您明白我的意思嗎 應該得到認可的
Legally, that's not what counts. 這在法律上得不到認可
But do you know how much it costs to get divorced? Have you ever been divorced? 您知道離婚要花多少錢嗎 我是說您離過婚嗎
Probably not. Probably not. Probably you haven't. 大概沒有 當然沒有 自然不會有的事兒
Probably you've had good luck your entire life. 好人自然有上帝保佑平安
Which is great. Which is the opposite of me. 而這點 我是正好相反
Miss Biasi, if the MasterCard is in your name, it's still your responsibility. 比亞西小姐 如果萬事達信用卡是以你的名義辦的 你就要負責
Listen, please. I came to New York from Pittsburgh five years ago, to be an actress. 拜託拜託 我五年前從匹茲堡來紐約 夢想當個演員
I had done "Our Town" in college. 大學裏我演過『我們的小鎮』
Let me tell you something. Played Emily. People were crying buckets. 我告訴您 我主演的愛米麗 觀眾都被感動得嚎啕大哭了
- I'm sure they were. - Will there be anything else? - 我確信他們會這樣 - 還需要別的什麼嗎
So I come to New York, and I meet Eddie. 因此我來到紐約 後來我遇到了艾迪
Talk about the worst luck of all. Your Honor, he swept me off my feet. 告訴你什麼叫倒霉吧 法官大人 開始的時候 他令我十分感動
He bought me flowers, he took me on taxi rides, and real restaurants. 他送我鮮花 帶我兜風 請我去高檔餐館吃飯
With linen and wine and good lighting, you know? 有亞麻桌布 美酒和漂亮的燈飾 您能想像嗎
Everything was so perfect, except he turned out to be this pathological liar. 一切都很完美 直到他變成一個病態的騙子
And I believed every word he said... 我居然相信了他說的每句話
...because I used to have all this faith in people. You know? 或許就是因為我太輕信別人了 您明白嗎
So.... So, like, in short... 所以 所以 怎麼說呢 簡而言之
...what are my options here? 我還能有什麼選擇啊
「破產」
Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne all lived in a city... 查理 穆麗兒 伊芳生活在同一座城市裏
...where people prayed for miracles every day. 這裏的人們每天都盼望出現奇跡
Like winning the $64 million lottery. 比方說 買中六千四百萬美元的彩票
My name is Angel. 我是安吉爾
The story you're about to see, well, it's pretty much all true. 下面你將要看到的故事 絕大部分是真實的
I had a dream last night. 我昨晚做夢了
I was playing a slot machine, and I got three cherries, but they wasn't cherries. 夢見玩老虎機 轉到三個櫻桃 然後 它們又不是櫻桃了
They were my father's face, the face of my dead father. It's a sign. 它們變成了我死去的爸爸的笑臉 這是徵兆
But you hated your father. 你不是討厭你老爸麼
Makes no difference I hated him. A sign is a sign. 沒錯 我是討厭他 但徵兆就是徵兆
I know you think I'm nuts, but I tell you, we're gonna win. 我知道你認為我在扯淡 但我告訴你我們會中彩
I didn't say you were nuts. 我沒說你在扯淡
I just said the odds of us winning the lottery are not overwhelming. 我只是說中彩的幾率那是相當小
And you know what? It's okay. 你又不是不知道 挺簡單的事
One bedroom in Queens is not my idea of living. 在皇后區 單居室的住房可不是我的目標
One bedroom in Queens is fine. 在皇后區 單居室已經挺好了
If we had kids.... If we had kids, it would be another story. 如果我們有孩子 孩子 那就另當別論了
- We don't have the money to have kids. - Of course we have the money to have kids. - 我們沒錢養孩子 - 我們當然有錢養孩子
Cops have kids. Firemen have kids. 警察能養孩子 消防員也能養孩子
If only rich people had kids, there wouldn't be public schools. 如果只許有錢人養孩子 那還要公立學校幹嘛
Charlie, just get the ticket this morning, please. 查理 你把彩票給我買了就行了 拜託
She gotta get real. You gotta tell her: 她還當真了 你應該明確告訴她
"I'm the man. I'm out here every day, getting it done... 作為老公 每天早出晚歸辛苦工作 就為賺錢養家
...getting paid, bringing it home." You know what I'm saying? She gotta listen to you. 男人就那麼好當嗎 要讓你老婆懂得這點
- You can't be serious. - It takes two minutes. - 你開玩笑吧 - 就等我兩分鐘
I'm starving, man. 我都快餓死了 夥計
- Hey, people, this is police business, step aside. - Bo, Bo. - 哎 各位 警察辦案 大家靠邊站 - 別 別這樣
- It'll take two minutes. - Sorry. Sorry. - 只耽誤兩分鐘 - 對不起 對不起
This is gonna take forever. Then the Burger King's another five blocks. 我們得永遠呆在這兒啦 要吃巨無霸漢堡還得走五個街區
- So we'll eat across the street. We never went there. - What, that place? Oh, no. - 那就去馬路對面那家餐廳 我們沒去過那 - 什麼 那地方 噢 不
- Where the hell were you? - I told you yesterday, Sal. - 你去什麼鬼地方了 - 昨天告訴你了 薩爾
Five times. A personal matter, I couldn't help it. Hi, Carol. 說過五次了 個人私事 非去不可 嗨 卡洛爾
You are two hours late. It comes off your paycheck. 你遲到兩小時 得從你工資裏扣
What? Do you know how many sick days I have coming? 什麼 你知道我還有多少天病假嗎
You want a sick day, get sick. If you're healthy, you work. 如果你想請病假 就生病去 如果沒病 你就得幹活
Get me some coffee. 給我拿杯咖啡來
- On your head, sweetie pie. - Thanks. - 在你頭上 小可愛 - 謝謝
- That guy sets a nice tone here, huh? - Yeah, like a drill sergeant. - 那傢伙嘴皮挺會翻的 啊 - 是啊 像個魔鬼教官
Here we go. 咖啡來了
- You guys want some coffee? - Please. - 你們倆要咖啡嗎 - 是的
Please. 咖啡
- You guys know what you want? - Cheeseburger deluxe, medium. - 你們想要點什麼 - 奶酪漢堡 越橘汁鬆餅
And while I'm waiting, a blueberry muffin. 這會兒我想來份藍莓鬆餅
All right. 好的
And you, officer? 你呢 警官
You recommend the lobster thermidor? 你要推薦龍蝦大拼盤嗎
That's really funny. I mean, I think I'm just gonna die laughing. 這真有趣 我是說 我都快笑死了
The kind of day I've had so far. I can't even tell you what a treat this is. 我一整天都沒好事 這是我今天最好的享受了
You've had a bad day? 你今天過得很糟糕嗎
- Call me when you're ready. - A meatball sandwich. - 想好了就叫我 - 一份肉丸三明治
Really. That's what I want. 是的 我就來這個
- Meatball? - Meatball. - 肉丸子 - 肉丸子
You are very brave, officer. 你還真敢吃這個啊 警官
She likes you. Yeah, she really likes you. 她喜歡你 真的
I was trying to cheer her up. 我只是想讓她高興起來
We got a store alarm on Spring Street and a naked man in traffic on Sullivan. 剛收到報告 有個裸體男人從商店跑到了街上
Well, I'm full. 好吧 我飽了
Shit, I'm gonna starve to death. 見鬼 我都快餓死了
- Your turn for the check. - Okay. - 這次你付賬 - 行
- Miss, we gotta run, so we'll just take a check. - After that whole routine? - 小姐 我們得走了 要出去檢查 - 辦完所有事情才能吃飯嗎
- When those radios go off.... - Where, where? Where did I--? - 指揮電台不再發佈消息就行 - 哪兒 在哪兒 我放哪兒了
Thank you. 謝謝
All right, so that's two coffees plus taxes. Two even. 好吧 兩杯咖啡加稅 雙人份額
Oh, jeez. I'm short. 噢 天吶 怎麼沒錢了
- Fine, officer. No charge. - No, I have the check. - 算了 警官 不記帳了 - 不行 我有付賬的錢
I just don't have enough for a tip. 就是不夠付小費的
- I'll live. - I can't not leave a tip. - 我能活下去 - 我可不能不給小費
So leave a tip. 那就給吧
A lottery ticket? 彩票如何
With my luck? Be serious. No. Go, get the cat out of the tree or whatever it is that you do. 就我這運氣 別開玩笑了 趕緊走吧 去把樹上的貓救下來吧 該幹嘛幹嘛去吧
No, that would be the Fire Department. 不 那是消防員的工作
- Come on, Charlie, let's go. - In a second. - 快點 查理 走啦 - 就一會兒
Listen, I got an idea. What's your name? 聽著 我有個主意 你叫什麼
Yvonne? Yvonne, I'm Charlie Lang, and we're partners. 伊芳 伊芳 我是查理·蘭 我們現在是合夥人了
If this ticket wins, I'll come back tomorrow and split the proceeds. 如果我中彩了 我就回來分你一半的錢
If it doesn't, I'll still come back and leave you a tip. What do you think? 如果沒中彩 我還是會回來補給你小費 你認為如何
- I think I'm never gonna see you again. - You'll see me tomorrow. - 我想我不會再見到你了 - 你明天會見到我的
- Well, I'll be here. - You've got a deal. - 好啊 我就在這 - 說定了
All right, five more minutes. 好了 再玩五分鐘
- Charlie. - Yeah. - 查理 - 怎麼啦
I ordered Chinese. Come up. 我叫了中餐 上來
- In a minute. - What, are you whipped? - 一分鐘 - 你要挨老婆打了嗎
No, I'm not whipped. I've got adult responsibilities. Next batter. 不 才不會 我只是盡盡成年人的責任而已 下一個擊球手
Hey, batter, batter, batter. 嗨 擊球 擊球 擊球
That's it. I'm out of here. Where's the ball? 漂亮 我出局了 球在哪兒
Jesu! 蘇
I'm coming, Mom. 我來了 媽
- Are you whipped, Jesu? - It's my mother, there's no comparison. - 你要挨打了嗎 蘇 - 她是我老媽 沒得商量
- See you tomorrow, kiddo. - Yeah. Night, Charlie. - 明天見 小子 - 晚安 查理
Did you, by any chance, have surgery last night? 昨天晚上你去做手術了嗎
You mean these? No. No, this is just a prosthetic bra.... 你說這個嗎 不 這只是個隱型胸罩
Charlie, come on. Don't do that next to me. That's disgusting. 查理 求你別在我面前幹這個 噁心死了
- I'm just soaking my feet. - Please. - 我只是泡泡腳 - 不行
I just can't believe it's you. 不敢相信這真是你
Well, it's not. But it's gonna be. 是這樣 不是因為你 而是它的功效
- Since when did this bother you? - Since now, okay? - 什麼時候這也惹著你了 - 從現在開始 行嗎
Oh, God! Charlie, now you're spilling water all over the place. 噢 上帝 你把水弄得到處都是
Maybe I should call the Red Cross. I'll tell them we're a federal disaster area. God! 我想我該叫紅十字會 告訴他們 我們這兒是災區
As a matter of fact, I have some a couple of sizes larger that I'll change into after work. 我有一些更大的 下班後我就戴它們
- Charlie. - What? - 查理 - 什麼
You think I should get my boobs done? 你覺得我把胸部弄一下怎麼樣
- Done? - Yeah, you know, enlarged. - 弄什麼 - 沒錯 你懂的 隆胸
So I could be like that. 感覺要好些
What, are you nuts? It seems so extreme. 什麼 你瘋了 這也太誇張了吧
- Forget it. - I just don't think you need it. - 就當我沒說 - 我只是不懂你在想什麼
Forget it. 行啦
Look, the problem is that I had to declare bankruptcy. 瞧 問題是我已經破產
My MasterCard got taken away. What I wanna know is when I'm gonna be able to get it back. 我的信用卡被拿走了 什麼時候才能拿回來
What are my chances? 我有什麼選擇呢
- Under 15,000 a year? MasterCard. - Shall I speak to them? Love to. - 一年一萬五千美元以下 信用卡 - 要我和他們說嗎 好吧
Yeah? Well.... 嗯 是嗎
Wait. I see. 等等 喔
Well, thank you. That's what I thought. 好 謝謝你 我也這麼認為
- What did they say? - Slim to none. Those are my chances. - 他們怎麼說 - 基本沒可能 我是沒機會了
Well, the lotto jackpot has grown to over $64 million. 樂透的頭獎已經滾動到了六千四百萬美元
We'll check the winning numbers when we return. 廣告後我們再公佈中獎號碼
- You got the numbers wrong. - Wrong? - 你選錯號碼了 - 錯了嗎
- Our anniversary is on the 27th, not on the 26th. - We always celebrate on the 26th. - 我們的結婚紀念日是27號 不是26號 - 那為什麼我們總是在26號慶祝呀
We got the license on the 26th. We got married on the 27th. 我們是26號辦的手續 27號辦的喜酒
- So why do we go out on the 26th? - I don't know, maybe it's custom. - 那我們為什麼不在26號辦喜酒 - 我不知道 也許因為什麼風俗
Look, the fact is that I specifically told you our anniversary. 你看 事實上 我特別告訴了你準確的週年紀念日
To anybody with any sense in their heads, that means the day they got married. 任何人都會記得他們結婚的日子
- I am sorry, darling. - 26, 64, 84. - 對不起 親愛的 - 26 64 84
Did he say 26? 他說26了嗎
Those numbers, again, are... 重複一下中獎號碼
6 12 16 26 64 84 ...6, 12, 16, 26, 64, 84.
- What? - We won. We got the jackpot. - 什麼 - 我們中了 我們中了頭獎
- That's unbelievable. - We're rich. We're rich. We're rich. - 令人難以相信 - 我們有錢了 有錢了 有錢了
- The jackpot? - We're rich, rich, rich. - 頭獎嗎 - 我們有錢了 有錢了 有錢了
- What are we having, honey? - BLT down with turkey bacon. - 我們有了什麼 寶貝兒 - 奇跡隨著烤火雞降臨
- Any Miracle Whip? - Of course I have Miracle Whip. - 奇跡突然從天而降 - 當然是奇跡突然從天而降
No matter how broke I am, there's just certain things, certain standards. 不論生活怎麼變化 也只是某些事情 某些標準
You have to have things in your life that are stable, that are permanent, eternal. 你生命裏必須擁有一些不變的東西 永遠不變
- Oreos. Smuckers. - Exactly. - 夾心餅 脆餅 - 沒錯
- Thank you. - Will there be anything else? - 謝謝 - 還想要點什麼嗎
Will there be anything else? 還會有什麼呢
There'll never be anything else. 不會再有什麼了
God, I hate this. I feel bankrupt. 天啊 我討厭這樣 我心都涼了
What? 什麼
Oh, God. A bowling team from Albany had the same numbers. 噢 上帝 奧爾巴尼保齡球隊是同樣的號碼
- They get 9 million. - Why am I not surprised? - 他們分走了九百萬 - 為什麼我並不感到驚訝呢
- Well, how many are there on the team? - I don't know. Twelve guys is the average league. - 這個球隊有多少人啊 - 我不清楚 大概有十二個人吧
Okay, well, do each of these guys get a piece, or do you consider them all as one? 好 他們是一人一份 還是整個球隊算一份
Muriel, Muriel. The veins, they're bulging out of your neck. 穆麗兒 穆麗兒 青筋 從你脖子上暴出來了
You look like a psycho. 你看起來像是個瘋婆子
What? All right. Yeah. 什麼 那好 是嗎
Oh, my God. Okay, the bowlers, thank God, they only count as one. 噢 我的上帝 那些球員 謝天謝地 他們只算一份
But that's 16 people that picked these numbers. Oh, God. 這還是有十六個人選了同樣的號碼 上帝呀
That only leaves us with... 我們只有十六分之一
...four million. 才四百萬
We could live on that, right? 夠我們生活了 對吧
Oh, yeah, yeah. 噢 是啊 是啊
We could live on less, even. 再少一點也足夠了
Let's just pray to God that nobody else calls in, so we don't have to split it with them. 讓我們祈禱別再有人摻合進來 這樣就沒人分我們的錢了
What? 怎麼啦
What? 幹嘛
What, Charlie? You're making me nervous. What? 怎麼啦 你讓我渾身不自在
Honey... 親愛的
...I've got something to tell you. 我有句話要對你說
- A complete stranger? Charlie. - I owed her a tip. - 一個完全陌生的人 查理 - 我欠她小費
A tip? Two million dollars? Come on. 小費 兩百萬美元的小費 得了吧
I never thought we'd win, darling. I never thought we'd win. 我從來沒想過我們會中彩 親愛的
But we did win, just like I told you we were going to. 但我們確實中彩了 就像我說的
But if we'd used your numbers, we wouldn't have won. 但按你選的號碼 我們根本就中不了
Don't do that. Don't do that, Charlie. Because you know and I know... 別這樣 別這樣 查理 你我都知道
...that in my dream, my dead father came to me through the slot machine. 我死去的父親托夢給我了 通過老虎機 暗示我我會贏
And in his eyes there were dollar signs and a "4" in place of the pupil. 在他眼裏有美元符號和4
Come on, Charlie. You wanna blemish his sacred memory? 好了 查理 你想褻瀆我對父親的懷念嗎
That's ridiculous. He was a nut job, your father, he prayed to chickens. 太荒唐了 你爸是個怪人 他向雞禱告
He wants us to have the 4 million. 他希望我們能有四百萬
My God, do you think if he intended us to have half... 哎 你想想 如果他認為我們只該拿一半
...wouldn't there be a "2" instead of a "4" inside the eyeballs? 那應該是2 不會是4
It's not the right thing. 那樣做不對
The right thing? Charlie, what the hell is that? 不對 查理 你在說什麼鬼話
You've been doing the right thing your whole entire life for everybody else. 你一直在為別人做正確的事情
Just this once, please, do the right thing for us. 只要這一次 也為我們倆做一次正確的事情
I gave her my word. 我答應她了
Charlie.... 查理
- Honey, do you love me? - Of course I love you. - 老公 你愛我嗎 - 我當然愛你
Then stiff her. Stiff her and smell the flowers. For me. 回絕她 回絕她 她不會察覺 就當是為我
- What would you do? - I'd buy the Knicks. - 如果是你會怎麼做 - 買下尼克斯球隊
I mean, about the girl. 我說的是那個姑娘
I'd take her to the Garden so she could watch me play. 我會帶她去公園 讓她看我打球
I'd start myself as a very small, round forward. 我會小心翼翼 然後轉彎抹角給她建議
So you agree with Muriel, right? Giving her half is crazy? 這麼說你同意穆麗兒的看法 分她一半的錢就是傻子
If I can't have the Knicks, I want those season tickets... 要是買不成球隊 我也要買整個賽季的球票
...where you sit on the floor with Jack Nicholson and Spike Lee. And the waiters bring you food. 你就可以欣賞傑克·尼克爾森和斯派克·李 而服務生給你送上零食
- A promise is a promise. - And one of those stereo systems... - 說話得算數 - 是啊 弄套音響系統
...that you can hear in every room in your house. 你在家中房子裏隨便哪個角落都能聽
You see, that way you don't have to be carrying around that boom box with you. 你瞧 這樣你就用不著提著唱片機到處跑了
I could tell her I just won 5,000. I could do that. 我可以告訴她 我只中了五千塊 我能做到這點
Yeah, yeah, you could. 是啊 是啊 你當然可以啦
So, what's that? Season tickets, stereo system, Mazda GL6? 這樣如何 賽季套票 音響系統 馬自達GL6
- I couldn't do that. I couldn't just lie like that. - A boat. I've never even been in a boat. - 我不能那樣做 不應該說謊 - 遊艇 我從沒上過遊艇
- Come on, are you listening to me? - I know you, man. You'll do the appropriate thing. - 你在聽嗎 - 我瞭解你 你會做你該做的事情
- Which is? - I don't know. That's your field. - 什麼意思 - 我不知道 這是你的事兒
Okay. So we have tuna on whole wheat, one scrambled soft, toast crisp, tea with lemon. 來了 一條金槍魚 嫩炒蛋 法式麵包 檸檬茶
- Sugar's at your table. - Thanks. - 糖罐在你桌上 - 謝謝
- Everything okay here? Good, good. - Yeah, thanks. - 都還好嗎 - 是啊 謝謝
Morning. 早上好
- You're back. - I said I'd be back. - 你還真來了 - 我說過我會回來
- Coffee? - No, thanks. Actually, I just wanted to-- - 咖啡 - 不用 謝謝 其實我來只是想
I really wanna apologize for yesterday. I was so rude. 我真的想為昨天的事道歉 我太粗魯了
It's just that it was pretty much the worst day of my life, from start to finish. 但昨天我確實過得很糟糕 從早到晚
- Yvonne, let's go, wake up. - Impossible today. - 伊芳 快點 上菜 - 嘮叨個沒完
- I'm impossible? Yvonne's dreaming here. - Quit the socializing. - 我嘮叨 伊芳還指望這兒呢 - 別說閒話
Don't go anywhere, I want to apologize to you in detail. 別急著走 我得向你道歉
Okay. Western for you, Walter. 好了 你的套餐來了 沃爾特
And for Timothy, some nice oatmeal like Mom used to make. 給你一些像你老媽做的麥片
My mother never made oatmeal in her life. My mother never made food in her life. 我老媽從來不做麥片 她這輩子都沒做過飯
Bloody Marys, she made. White Russians.... 血色瑪麗雞尾酒她倒是做過 還有白俄羅斯
- But she had a great personality. - So did Imelda Marcos. - 但她挺有個性的 - 伊梅爾達·馬科斯也一樣
- Well, she produced a nice son, right? - You're okay, you know that? - 嗯 她生了個好兒子 不是嗎 - 你很好 你知道吧
Eat. 慢用
- He's got it, huh? - Yeah, a couple of years. Come in twice a week. - 他得了艾滋 對嗎 - 是啊 好幾年了 一周來兩次
He's really starting to go downhill, though, you know? In and out of the hospital.... 他的情況越來越糟了 你知道嗎 從醫院出來
What a world, huh? Really. 什麼世道啊 真是的
Makes you wanna appreciate every moment, you know, not be petty or spiteful. 我們每時每刻都要慶幸自己還活著 而不是抱怨
- I know just what you mean. - Yvonne. - 我能理解你 - 伊芳
Speaking of which.... 說到這兒
What I have here is a check for $9.53. What I do not have is the $9.53. 我這有張九塊五毛三的賬單 但錢櫃裏卻沒有這九塊五毛三
He went to get his wallet out of the car. He said-- 他說他到車裏拿錢包去了
Never let them out the door. 絕不能讓他們出門
- What am I running here, a soup kitchen? - I'm sorry. I made a mistake. - 你以為我是搞慈善的嗎 - 對不起 我錯了
You sure did, gorgeous. And the $9.53, it gets deducted from your check. Bring me some coffee. 當然是你的錯 這九塊五毛三從你工資裏扣 給我拿杯咖啡來
Let me. 讓我來
Enjoy. 慢用
Now, that's coffee. 這才叫咖啡呢
So, what'll it be? 嗯 我們剛才說到哪兒了
- They're actually.... They're right.... - Amazing, but true. - 他們確實 他們真的 - 真的很難得
We are all out of cantaloupe, and the grapefruit's all dried out, so.... 我們現在有哈密瓜 還有柚子 那麼
No, I'm not hungry. 不 我不餓
The thing is, I got something for you. 我想說的是 想給你一樣東西
- For me? - It's just, you know, a trifle. - 給我的 - 這只是個小東西
May I? 可以嗎
It's one of those little strings that you connect to your glasses... 把這個小鏈子繫在你的眼鏡腿上
...so that they hang around your neck. 然後把眼鏡掛在脖子上
And that way you'll know where they are. At all times. 這樣你隨時就會知道它們在哪兒了
This is the nicest thing anyone's ever gotten me. 這簡直是我收到的最好的禮物
- I certainly hope not. - It's close. - 我都希望不是 - 差不多是
You sure that I can't get you anything? Like a coffee or tea? 你確定不吃點什麼嗎 咖啡要麼
Decaf, please. I've reached my target heart rate for the day. 來杯不含咖啡因的吧 其實今天我心跳得太快了
Decaf it is. 不含咖啡因的
- So, you've had bad luck? - Unbelievable. - 呃 你運氣不好嗎 - 說出來你都不信
When I was 11, my dog died of parvo. 十一歲的時候 我養的小狗死於毒癥
I still don't even know, to this day, what parvo is. 至今我仍然不知道那到底是什麼毒癥
I married the wrong man. I mean the wrong, by a lot, man. 我嫁錯了人 我的意思是這個人毛病真多 我運氣真不好
You know? 你能想像嗎
Now I can't afford to get divorced. I mean, except for yesterday.... 現在 我負擔不起離婚的費用 直到昨天
You know, I'm used to my luck. 知道嗎 我已經習慣走霉運了
But yesterday, I actually went bankrupt before I came into work, which was.... 但昨天 我來上班前 剛被法院宣佈破產
That's why I was so rude to you. 這就是為什麼我對你態度不好
- You went bankrupt? - Yep. - 你破產了 - 是啊
- Look. From the officer. - That's sweet, honey. - 看 警官送的 - 真體貼 親愛的
- Wait. - What? - 等等 - 什麼
About our little agreement. 說一下我們的協議吧
Double the tip, or half of what I won in the lottery. 雙倍小費 或是彩票獎金的一半
- That agreement. - How about we make it your choice. - 那個協議 - 由你任選一項
Door one, double the tip. Door two, half of what I won in the lottery. 選項一 雙倍小費 選項二 彩票獎金的一半
My choice? Okay. 讓我選 好吧
Whatever. I'll take door number two. I'll take half of the lottery. Pay up. 管它了 我選二 我要一半獎金 要現錢
- You're sure? - Positive. - 你確定 - 那當然
- I was hoping you'd say that. - I'll bet you were. Better luck next time, right? - 我也希望你選這個 - 我想也是 下次好運 彩票沒中 對吧
Actually, we were.... We were pretty lucky. 其實 我們 我們這次運氣就很好
- Really? Did you win something? - We won something. - 真的嗎 你中了多少錢 - 我們中了多少錢
All right. We won something? What did we win? 好吧 我們中了多少錢
Four million dollars. 四百萬美元
- Why are you doing this? - What? - 你幹嘛這樣 - 怎麼了
This sick joke. 開這種可惡的玩笑
- No, it's not a joke. - This is not a joke? - 不 這不是玩笑 - 這不是開玩笑嗎
- No. - No? What you're telling me.... - 不是 - 不是嗎 你剛才說什麼來著
What you're saying to me.... You really.... 你對我說什麼 你真的
- What, you think I'd make this up? - Yes, yes, I do. - 怎麼 你以為我想拿你尋開心嗎 - 是的 我是那麼想的
I'm not. We won. 我沒有 我們中獎了
The lottery? The New York State--? The "lottery" lottery? 彩票 紐約州的 樂透彩票
The actual New York State lottery? Four million dollars? 真的是紐約樂透彩票 四百萬美元
Yes, 4 million is our share. It happened last night. It would've been more... 是的 分到四百萬 昨天晚上開的獎 原本可能更多
...except a bowling team from Albany called in... 但奧爾巴尼保齡球隊也中彩了
...they took about 9 million out of the pot, but we won. 他們從獎池裏分了九百萬獎金 不管怎麼說 我們還是中彩了
And you're telling me that you're actually going to split it with me? 你是說 你真要和我平分獎金
A promise is a promise. 說話得算數
Oh, my God. 噢 我的上帝呀
- You all right? - Oh, my God. - 你沒事吧 - 噢 我的上帝呀
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God! 噢 我的上帝 噢 我的上帝 噢 我的上帝呀
I can't believe it. 我簡直不敢相信
Now I know why all these bad things happened. I know why now. 現在我知道為什麼我要經歷那麼多糟糕的事情了 現在我知道為什麼了
It's so this stupendous, phenomenal, unbelievably great thing could happen to me. 這真是太不可思議了 令人難以置信的事情怎麼可能發生在我身上
Because I had such bad, horrible, horrible luck before, no one would even mind. 因為我承受過如此多的晦氣 太可怕了 這又算得了什麼呢
Who wants ice cream on their pie? 誰要奶油冰淇淋
- I do! - Who wants pie? - 我要 - 誰要餡餅
Thank you. 謝謝你
Wait a minute. I can't accept this, can I? I mean.... 等一等 我不能接受這個 我不能
I can't accept this. I mean, I want to, so desperately I want to, but.... 我不能接受這個 我是說 我想 我非常期待 但是
But there's this part of me, this neurotic part of me-- 但是在我看來 在我看來
Accept it. 接受吧
- How can I? - Accept it. I want you to have it. - 我能嗎 - 接受吧 我希望你接受它
- With all my heart. - Yvonne, take it. - 真心實意的 - 伊芳 接受吧
Muriel, $2 million is still an enormous amount of money. 穆麗兒 兩百萬也不是個小數目了
You should be committed to an insane asylum for the rest of your natural life. 你應該被送到精神病院關上一輩子 再也不讓出來
They should put you in a straitjacket and take you to the loony bin... 他們應該給你穿上拘束病服
...on Staten Island that Geraldo Rivera is always exposing. 然後把你送到被曝光的斯塔登島瘋人院去
Now, look, sweetheart, you weren't there. Okay? 你瞧 甜心 你當時不在場 好嗎
This girl, she's got customers with AIDS, and she treats them like an angel. 她有個顧客得了艾滋病 但她仍像天使一樣對待他
- She's got a boss from hell. - Why did you stop at half? - 而她的老闆簡直是從地獄來的 - 那你幹嘛只給一半
Why didn't you just give her all the money? 你為什麼不全都給她
- Would you get off my foot? - Look, we're doing the right thing. - 你別踩我的腳 - 你瞧 我們做的是正確的事情
You know what? The whole city will admire you. Everybody will know you. You'll be a celebrity. 你知道嗎 整個城市都會欽佩你 大家都會認識你 你就成名人啦
Well, maybe I could get some commercial endorsements out of this. 好吧 也許我能因此成為某些商品的代言人
Absolutely. "Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold." 當然可以 穆麗兒·蘭 一個有著金子般心腸的女人
You can endorse shampoos, conditioners... 你可以代言洗髮香波 護髮素
...nail polish, nail polish remover. 指甲油 洗甲水
"Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold." 穆麗兒·蘭 一個有著金子般心腸的女人
Well, I'd better get something out of this. 好 我得從這件事上得到些什麼
- Bowling for dollars. Bowling for dollars. - I want my check, Harry. - 打保齡贏美元 打保齡贏美元 - 我要領我的支票 哈利
I want my check. 我要領我的支票
Some of New York's luckiest people gathered here in midtown Manhattan... 紐約最幸運的人們 現在聚集在曼哈頓
..here to stake their claim in the state's $64 million lotto jackpot. 來領取他們高達六千四百萬美元的樂透彩票大獎
So you promised Miss Biasi if your ticket came in, you'd split it? 於是你就承諾分給比亞西小姐一半的錢嗎
That's right. As a tip. 對 就當是小費
As a tip? Hey. We got a cop that gave a waitress a $2 million tip. 作為小費 我們採訪到一位警察給了女招待兩百萬美元的小費
We're gonna open our own bowling alley. 我們正打算開我們自己的保齡球俱樂部
- You insulted the guy. - I insulted the guy? Next time, you talk. - 你把他惹惱了 - 我把他惹惱了嗎 那下次你說得了
- I'd like a little cottage in the country. - Excuse me. - 我想在鄉下買個小別墅 - 對不起
- Excuse me. Excuse me. - Mrs. Lang, how do you feel? - 對不起 對不起 - 蘭太太 談談你的感受
- I'm Mrs. Lang. - Mrs. Lang? You're Mrs. Lang. - 我才是蘭太太 - 蘭太太 你是蘭太太
Oh, my God. Here. These are for you. 噢 我的上帝 這裏 這些是給您的
What an incredible woman you are to give $2 million... 你真是難以置信的好女人 居然分了兩百萬美元
- ...to someone you don't even know. - You have no idea. - 給一個你不認識的人 - 你完全想像不到
Mrs. Lang, do you have any trouble with the fact your husband split $4 million with a stranger? 蘭太太 蘭太太 你介意你丈夫和一個陌生人平分這四百萬獎金嗎
Not at all. In the beauty parlor that I work, I've always been known as... 一點也不 在我的理髮店 我總是被稱為
...Muriel Lang, the woman with the heart of gold. 穆麗兒·蘭 一個有著金子般心腸的女人
And if there are any sponsors out there, like Denorex... 如果這裏有人要做廣告 比方說德拉瑞思洗髮水
...which I personally use, you know, because the air in my-- 正好是我用的那種 因為
Guys! 諸位
We've got to get the winners together for a group picture. 我們現在要為中獎者拍一張合影照
- Miss Biasi, what are you gonna do with the money? - A new car? Bigger apartment? - 比亞西小姐 這些錢你怎麼花呢 - 買一輛新車 還是買更大的房子
I haven't thought about it yet. It's so unexpected, you know? 我還沒想過 事情發生的太突然了
Well, a promise is a promise. 說話得算數 這沒什麼
Muriel Lang, woman with the heart of gold. 穆麗兒·蘭 一個有著金子般心腸的女人
Oh, actress briefly, but it didn't work out. 噢 我以前做過演員 但不太成功
Denorex. Works out each individual dandruff. 德拉瑞思洗髮水 能清除每一個人的頭皮屑
- Officer Lang, you gonna stay on the force? - I'm gonna buy the force. - 蘭警官 你還會留在警察局工作嗎 - 我會把警察局買下來
- Yvonne? - So it's "Yvonne" already? - 伊芳 - 開一家伊芳餐館 已經想好了
- Is this the biggest tip you've ever received? - Definitely. - 這是你收到最多的一筆小費吧 - 那當然
Muriel. 穆麗兒
- Have you ever won anything before? - Never. - 你以前中過獎嗎 - 從來沒有
- Never. - Big smile, everybody. - 從來沒有 - 大家都笑得開心點
「警察給了女招待兩百萬美元小費」
Come on, she has no taste. That outfit, it looked like it came from the '60s. 她沒有一點品位 那裝扮 看起來像六十年代似的
I thought she looked just fine. 我覺得她看上去挺樸素的
She's not flashy. She's just a waitress. 她只是個女招待 幹嘛打扮得花枝招展的
Beauty is my business, defer to my judgment, okay? 我是做美容的 相信我的判斷 行嗎
My God, it's Bendel's. Oh, honey, what a feeling it is to come here with money. 噢 上帝呀 班德斯名品店 親愛的 有錢來這兒是真是太好了
God bless you. 上帝保佑你們 「我是盲人 退伍老兵 請幫幫我」
Would you stop giving it away to every bum on the street. 不要隨便給乞丐錢好不好
God bless you. 上帝保佑你
- Now I'm happy. - I'm glad, sweetheart. - 現在我真的很高興 - 我也很高興 親愛的
- Now I'm at peace with myself. -I'm glad, sweetheart. - 現在我終於心滿意足了 - 我也為你高興 親愛的
Just a quick stop at Tiffany's, and I'll be born again. 再去蒂凡尼珠寶店逛一下 那樣我就重生了
Fur's for animals, not for people. 皮毛是動物的 人類不應該穿著
Excuse me. 對不起
This is Eleanor Smith of MasterCard credit services. 我是萬事達信用卡服務中心的埃莉諾·史密斯
We're calling with the happy news that you are now eligible... 我們通知您一個好消息
...Miss Yvonne Biasi, for a $20,000 line of credit. 伊芳·比亞西小姐已經被授予兩萬美元的信用額度
Please call me at 1-800-555-2000. 若有需要 請撥打電話1-800-555-2000
- I've died and gone to heaven. - Hi, Yvonne, congratulations on winning. - 高興死了 像到了天堂 - 嗨 伊芳 祝賀你獲獎
My name is Paul, and I'd like you to spank my tushy with a wire brush. 我是保羅 我想讓你用電線抽我屁股
Oh, my God. That's disgusting. 噢 上帝呀 真噁心
I've got to change my number. 看來我得換電話號碼了
Hello, this is Yvonne. At the beep, please leave a message. 你好 我是伊芳 請在嗶聲後留言
Hello? Sweetheart? 喂 親愛的
I'll bet you're there. 我打賭你在家
I know, I know. You're mad at me because I emptied the checking account. 我知道 我知道你因為我花光了錢很生我的氣
- But, baby, I can explain. - Stay out of my life, Eddie. - 但是 寶貝兒 我可以解釋 - 滾出我的生活 艾迪
You are there. Hi, baby. 你果然在家 嗨 寶貝兒
The only reason you're calling is you read about me and the lottery. 你打電話來 就是為了我的彩票獎金吧
- You want a piece of it. - What? You won something? - 你休想 - 什麼 你中彩了嗎
- Die. - No, baby. I'm serious. - 去死吧 - 別 寶貝兒 我說正經的
I've been out of town. What, the lottery, you said? That's fabulous. 我在城外 你說你中彩啦 這太好了
You did good? 你中了多少錢
I did all right. 還不錯
Well, that's great, baby. Nobody deserves it more. I mean that. 那太好了 寶貝兒 沒有人比你更應該中獎 我說真的
From the bottom of my heart. 這可是我的真心話
- Hello? - Please don't ever call me again. - 喂 - 不要再給我打電話了
- So when are you retiring? - I'm not retiring. - 你打算什麼時候退休 - 我沒打算退休
- Yeah, right. - I'm not retiring. Get off my case. - 是嗎 別逗了 - 我不打算退休 這是我的真實想法
Where's that sense of humor? 你的幽默感去哪兒啦
What would you do? Three in the morning, a guy calls... 你會怎麼做 半夜三點有個傢伙打電話來
...says he's holding a Luger to his head... 說他拿槍頂著腦袋
...unless you give him $1,000 he's pulling the trigger. 說除非你給他一千美元 否則他就扣動扳機
If he called me at 3:00 in the morning, I'd tell him to go ahead. 如果他半夜三點打給我 我就告訴他 隨你的便
- That really happen? - Last night. This lottery thing.... - 真有這種事嗎 - 就在昨天晚上 都是彩票引起的
From one day to the next, you become this other person. 明天又會有個什麼人 以什麼理由冒出來
- It's just weird. - I feel bad for you, baby. - 太煩人了 - 我真同情你 夥計
I'm not badmouthing it, all right? I'm just saying, it's an adjustment. 我沒說中獎不好 我只是說有點煩 暫時不適應
Sun. How are things in the mysterious East? 桑 你這神秘東方人 生意怎麼樣
- Very good. Very busy. - No unjustified price increases? - 很好 非常忙 - 沒有非法漲價吧
No, no, no. Never. 不 沒有 沒有 從來沒有
Good. Two coffees, one regular, one light. 很好 兩杯咖啡 一杯普通的 一杯淡的
- How's the wife? - She has the flu. - 你太太還好嗎 - 她感冒了
I'm sorry to hear that. 聽到我很難過
On the house. 算我請客
- Thank you. - Thank you. That's very sweet of you. - 謝謝惠顧 - 得謝謝你 太客氣了
Down there, make a right. 往前走 向右拐
Our favorite Korean is getting robbed right now. 我們最喜歡的韓國人被人打劫了
You serious? 你說真的嗎
First he tells me his wife has the flu. 首先 他說他老婆感冒了
Oh, man, that bitch would work if she was dead. 噢 老兄 這個瘋婆娘除非死了她才不工作
- Then he gives me coffee for free. - Shit. He is getting robbed. How do we play it? - 然後 他給了我咖啡卻沒有收錢 - 見鬼 他被打劫了 我們怎麼辦
Stay out front so they can see you. I'll go through the basement. 站得遠點 讓他們可以看到你 我從地下室進去
- Don't be a hero. - Don't worry. Call for some back-up. - 別逞能 - 放心 請求增援
Faster. 快點
Faster! 快點
- Nobody moves. - Come on! - 都站著別動 - 快拿過來
A carton of Virginia Slims. 拿盒維吉尼亞香煙來
That cop's just sitting out there. 那個警察就在外面
Don't worry about the cop. 別管那警察
What was that? 什麼聲音
Come here. Watch him. 到這兒來 注意警察
Come on, let's go. Come on, pal. Move. 走吧 該走了 快點 夥計 走啊
- What's back through there? - Nothing. No entrance. - 後面是什麼聲音 - 沒什麼 沒入口
- What about that door? - Empty. Basement. Just rats. - 那門怎麼回事兒 - 是空的 是地下室 只有老鼠
- Rats? -Big ones. - 老鼠 - 大老鼠
I hate rats. Don't you keep this place clean? 我最討厭老鼠 為什麼不清理乾淨
Nobody move. Nobody! 誰都別動 不許動
What's with this cop? 那警察在幹嘛
He's got nothing better to do than write tickets? 他什麼都不會 只會開罰單
With all the crime in this city? 哪管得了紐約這麼多犯罪
- What do we do? - Wait till he leaves. - 我們怎麼辦 - 等到他離開
- What if he doesn't leave, then what? - He'll leave. Just shut up. - 如果他不走的話 又怎麼辦 - 他會走的 閉嘴
Honey, you all right? 老婆 老婆 你怎麼啦
- What's the matter with her? - I think she's having a heart attack. - 她怎麼回事 - 她大概是犯心臟病了
- Shut up. - Call a doctor. - 閉嘴 - 快叫醫生
I'm the doctor here, honey. 在這兒我就是醫生
Shit. 見鬼
Come on. Get up, Charlie. Get up, man. You all right? 起來 起來 查理 起來 老兄你沒事吧
Get inside, inside, there's another one inside. 進去 裏面 還有個傢伙在裏面
Get in. There's another one inside. 進去 還有個傢伙在裏面
Come on, Charlie, get up, man. You all right, man? 起來 查理 起來 老兄 你還行嗎 老兄
- Why didn't you just shoot this asshole? - Too many customers. - 你幹嘛不對這個混蛋開槍啊 - 店裏面人太多了
- You all right, man? - Yeah, I'm great. - 你還好嗎 老兄 - 我還好
Oh, man, you got shot. 噢 老兄 你中槍了
「彩票警察勇鬥劫犯」
His heroism saved lives and prevented injuries, though not to himself. 他英勇地行為挽救了生命 並且防止更多無辜人員受傷 除了他自己
And certainly not to the criminals he stopped. 他堅決的制止了犯罪份子
So I give to Officer Charles Lang this citation for bravery... 所以 我現在授予查理·蘭警官英勇獎章
...and wish him a quick recovery. Officer. 並且祝他盡快康復 警官
Thank you very much. 非常感謝
I guess this bullet was fate telling me to take it easy for a while. 我想這顆子彈告訴我 可以放鬆一段時間了 這是命運
At least, that's what my wife says. 這是我太太說的
I love being a cop, lottery or no lottery. 我喜歡做警察 不論怎樣
I think it's the most important job in the world. 我認為這是世上最重要的工作
So I'd like to announce that I'll be donating $10,000... 所以我決定給警察遺屬撫恤基金會
...to the Policemen's Widows' Fund. 捐贈一萬美元
Thanks a lot. 非常感謝
Charlie, you're too young to be hanging around here like an old man. 查理 你很年輕 可不能像老頭兒一樣 賴在這兒閒逛
Hey, I'm injured. Don't you read the papers? Hero cop? 喂 我受傷了 你沒看報紙嗎 關於英雄警察的
- If you're such a hero, play ball with one hand. - If I could, I would. - 像你這樣的英雄 一隻手也能玩球 - 如果可以的話 我也想試試
- See you. - Yeah, see you later. - 再見 - 嗯 一會兒見
- Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon. - 下午好 先生 - 下午好
- This looks like Beirut. - Isn't it great? - 這兒看起來像貝魯特似的 - 不錯吧
Oh, honey. 噢 老公
The building's going co-op next year, then we'll have a six-room apartment to sell. 這裏明年就要開發了 到時候我們將有六個房間的公寓賣出去
- Mr. Patel told me. - Who? - 帕特爾先生告訴我的 - 誰
Mr. Patel. Hi, I'm your accountant. Hello, pleased to meet you. 帕特爾先生 我是你的會計師 你好 很高興見到你
By the way, all the very best on your new fortune. 順便說說 正常情況下你們的未來前景非常好
Thank you. 謝謝
He says that we can make $100,000, pure profit, on this apartment. 他說 這套公寓我們可能淨賺十萬美元
Minimum. 保守估計
And then we'll beat the state and city taxes if we move to Jersey within the year. 如果我們一年內搬到新澤西 那就連稅務都免了
- But I don't wanna live in Jersey. I wanna stay here. - And do what? Play stickball? - 等等 我不想去新澤西 我想待在這裏 - 留下來幹嘛 打棒球啊
It's the architect. Excuse me. 建築師打來的 抱歉
- Where's my chair? - I gave it to Goodwill. - 我的椅子在哪兒 - 我把它捐了
But you know I love that chair. You could have asked me. 你知道我很喜歡它 連問都不問我
Why should I? You're the one that loves to give everything away. 為什麼要問 反正你喜歡到處施捨
Women. Who can live with them? And without them? 女人 誰能和她們一起生活 誰又能沒有她們
What? 什麼
- Gray's Antiques had another break-in. - Again? - 格雷的古董店又被盜了 - 又被盜了嗎
Yeah. Two brothers walked off with a Biedermeier chest. 是啊 倆兄弟溜進去偷了一件比德邁盔甲
Then Gray says to me, "How could some black guys know how much this is worth?" 格雷說 黑人怎麼可能瞭解它的價值呢
- Oh, come on. He said that? - Yeah. To me. - 不會吧 他這樣說的嗎 - 是啊 當著我的面說的
What did you say? 那你怎麼說的
I said, "I guess they subscribe to the African-American Antiques Newsletter." 我說 我想他們大概會向美國非洲古董協會咨詢
He pissed me off. 他很生我的氣
- I miss you, man. - I'm going out of my mind. - 我挺想你的 夥計 - 我現在腦子一片空白
This is like hell. 這生活就像地獄似的
My house is a wreck, and I got nothing to do.... 我的房子在裝修 沒我什麼事
Well, that's retirement. 其實 這就是退休生活
- Well. "Yvonne's." - She bought it a couple of weeks ago. - 噢 伊芳餐館 - 她幾個星期前買下的
Good for her. 對她來說不錯
- Can I get you anything else? - Tea, please. - 還需要些什麼 - 茶 謝謝
Okay. 好的
- Eight wants tea. - Okay. - 八號桌要杯茶 - 好的
- How's the soup? - Not enough basil. - 湯怎麼樣 - 不怎麼樣
You're kidding me. I'll see what I can do. 你開玩笑吧 我看看能做些什麼
- Go in. Say hello. - Forget it, she's busy. - 進去吧 打個招呼 - 算了 她挺忙的
Come on, man. I know you're dying to go in there. 得了 夥計 我知道你想進去
No, I've got to get home. By the way, I got you something. 不 我得回家 對了 我給你帶了樣東西
- Season tickets to the Knicks. - Oh, shit! - 紐約尼克斯隊的賽季套票 - 噢 天吶
- They're not on the floor-- - Knicks tickets, man? For me? - 不是最前排的 - 尼克斯隊的 老兄 給我的嗎
You gotta be really somebody to get them on the floor. 你得是大人物才能坐在前排
Don't worry about that, give me some. 沒關係 擁抱一下
- I gotta go home. - Knicks tickets. - 我該回家了 - 尼克斯隊的票
- Man, oh, man. Seat 7. - I'm glad she's doing well. - 老兄 夠朋友 七號座 - 看到她很好 我也很高興
I don't know why you had to bring this coat. It's a warm night. 我不懂你為什麼要帶大衣來 晚上挺暖和的
Maybe I'll get a chill later. Just hold it. 也許過一會兒我會冷 拿好吧
- There certainly are a lot of people here. - Isn't it great? - 這裏人真多啊 - 不錯吧
I feel like we're at the Academy Awards. 感覺就像參加奧斯卡頒獎典禮
- Thank you. - I'm going to go circulate. - 謝謝 - 我去轉一轉
Okay, sweetheart. 好的 寶貝兒
- Here's your lipstick. - Oh, thanks. - 這是你的唇膏 - 噢 謝謝
I won $55 million, and increased my net worth by 40 percent... 我賺了五千五百萬美元 並且讓我的淨資產增加了百分之四十
...through a variety of well-chosen mutual funds. 因為我選對了共有基金
- Forty percent? - At virtually no risk. - 百分之四十 - 幾乎沒有風險
S & L funds, Biotech funds. Gold funds, they were a disaster. S & L基金 生物工程基金 黃金基金 它們都是垃圾
Stay away from those. 離這些遠一點
Oh, I will. What do you think about Treasury Bills? 噢 我會的 你認為國庫券怎麼樣
Well, they're for little old ladies. Which you certainly are not. 呃 它們是給小老太太玩的 你顯然不是
Aren't you a tiger. 你可真是頭猛獸
How can you not have change for 20 dollars? 為什麼你不能找開二十美元
It's just not possible. You drive all day. 不可能啊 你整天都在開車
- We go get change. - No, we cannot go get change. - 我們去找人換零錢 - 不 我們不能去找人換零錢
You have to break this. 那你得換開
Hi. 嗨
Well, hi. Hi. Can you break a 20? 噢 你好 你好 你能找開二十塊零錢嗎
Repeat after me: "Keep the change." 你應該說 零錢不用找了
- "Keep the change." - Thank you. - 零錢不用找了 - 謝謝
Thank you. 謝謝
- Oh my God, the boat. - Oh, no. Wait. - 噢 我的上帝 船開了 - 噢 不 等等
Wait! 等等
I suppose your wife is.... 我想你太太是在
She's in her element. Stockbrokers, CPAs, she'll probably have the time of her life. 她跟她那一夥人在一起 股票經紀人 會計師 她喜歡和這些人在一起
- What about you? - I hate boats. - 你怎麼辦呢 - 我不喜歡船
You wanna know the truth? I'm relieved. 其實 這下正好 我可以不去了
- I think this is sturgeon. - This is definitely not sturgeon. - 我想這是條鱘魚 - 顯然不是
- It's just like velvet. - Scottish salmon. The very best. - 這就像天鵝絨 - 蘇格蘭三文魚 上等貨色
More champagne? 再來點香檳
- For pretentious California, it's not half bad. - You're not kidding. California? - 產自自命不凡的加利福尼亞 不錯哦 - 你不是開玩笑吧 加利福尼亞
Could have fooled me. 愚弄我吧
- Oh, God. This is living. - And it's just beginning. - 噢 上帝 這才是生活 - 這才剛剛開始
- You can say that again. - And it's just beginning. - 你能再說一遍嗎 - 這才剛剛開始
Very good. 感覺真好
Thank you. 謝謝你
It's a pleasure to have you here. Can I get you a cocktail? Or some champagne, perhaps? 為您服務非常榮幸 要雞尾酒 還是香檳 或者
- Champagne? Champagne. - Very good. - 香檳好嗎 香檳 - 很好
- Thank you. - Thank you. - 謝謝 - 謝謝
- You decided not to become an actress? - Yeah. I decided to become a waitress. - 所以你決定不再做女演員了 - 是啊 我決定做女招待
I had the "tress" part right. 我選擇了正確的女性職業
- And I was a great waitress. - The "tress" part. - 我是個相當好的女招待 - 是啊 你做得很好
I saw you bought the place. 我看到你買了那個地方
You saw? 你看到了
- I passed by the other day. - And you didn't come in? - 有一天我從門口經過 - 那你怎麼不進來
Well, I.... I don't know, I just.... I figured you were busy. 呃 我 我不知道 我只是 我想你肯定很忙
Please, you have to come in, you have to. You have to see what I did. 你呀 你真應該進來 看看我怎麼做的
I established a table with your name on it, for people who couldn't afford a meal. 我還弄了一張以你的名字命名的飯桌 免費招待那些沒有錢的人
No. 是嗎
Of course. After what you did. Of course. 當然 在你做了那些事情之後 當然是的
What I did? I made a promise and I kept it, period. 我做什麼了 我只是履行了諾言 我一直都這樣
Most people would've done the same. 大多數人都會這樣做
Nobody would've done the same. 沒有人會這樣做
Are you kidding? What you did was like a fairy tale. 你開玩笑呢 你所做的就像是一個童話
And everyone gets to live happily ever after? 然後每個人都幸福快樂地生活著
- Well, that's a hopeful sight. - You think? - 噢 這真是幸福的一對 - 你這麼看嗎
I don't know. 我不知道
I always wonder, what's in store for them? 我總是想知道 他們準備好了嗎
Are they gonna be happy? 他們會得到幸福嗎
I mean, if she puts on 50 pounds or something, will he love her anyway? 我的意思是 假如她胖上五十磅 他還會愛她嗎
- How long were you married? - Three years. - 你結婚幾年了 - 三年了
To an actor named Eddie. 嫁了一個叫艾迪的演員
Who suggested that if we had a child, we name him Al Pacino. 他還提議如果我們有了孩子 就取名叫艾爾·帕西諾
- Al Pacino Biasi. - Come on. - 艾爾·帕西諾·比亞西 - 別逗了
That's what I said. 我也這麼想
Muriel and I met in high school, in one of those cooking classes... 穆麗兒和我是在高中的時候認識的 在一堂烹飪課上
...where all the guys dress up like Chef Boyardee. 在那所有人都穿得像廚子
And you figure any minute, there's gonna be a fire drill. 每分鐘 都像是消防演習
And you're all outside in your aprons? 然後你就穿著圍裙逃到外面啦
Exactly. Even now, thinking about it, I get chills. 沒錯 直到現在 想起來都會打哆嗦
Anyhow, we started dating, and.... 總之 後來我們開始約會 而且
Muriel was the first girl I ever.... 穆麗兒是我的初戀
- Really? - Yeah. - 真的嗎 - 真的
- Well, that's sweet. - I guess. - 噢 真甜蜜 - 我想是的
We went down to the marriage-license bureau, and I remember, there was this other couple there. 然後我們就一起去了婚姻許可登記處 那裏還有其它情侶
They were Orthodox Jews. It was an arranged marriage. 他們是東正教猶太人 還是包辦婚姻
An arranged marriage? 包辦婚姻
They weren't allowed to see each other. They were surrounded by their families. 之前夫妻雙方都不准見面 他們都被親人圍著
They couldn't get a glimpse of each other. 連互相瞥一眼都不可能
And I remember thinking, "My God. They don't even know if they're attracted to each other. 我就想 我的上帝 他們甚至不知道自己是否吸引對方
They don't even know if they've got anything to talk about with each other." 他們甚至不知道是否有共同的話題
And here it is, ten years later, and I bet they're happily married with six cute little kids. 然後 十年過去了 我敢打賭 他們現在有六個可愛的小孩 幸福地生活在一起
But Muriel and I have nothing to say to one another. I don't know what happened. 但是穆麗兒和我 現在沒話可說了 我不知道怎麼了
It's like we're on two different channels now. I'm CNN, she's the Home Shopping Network. 就像我們是兩個不同的頻道 我是CNN新聞頻道 她是家庭購物頻道
How would you feel about dancing? 我們跳一曲 怎麼樣
Oh, I'd be in favor of it. 噢 我很樂意
When I was a rookie, I had the night shift, and I felt like an explorer. 我還是個新手的時候常值夜班 那時候 我感覺像在探險
Because there's this whole other city that goes on all night long. 整個紐約 是座不夜城
- Am I talking incessantly? - Yes. - 我是不是有點兒嘮叨 - 是啊
But I like it. I myself am a talker. 但我喜歡 我自己就比較嘮叨
So, I don't know. 所以 沒什麼
It's nice to meet somebody who you can just talk with, you know, and hang with. 我喜歡跟那些談得來的人一起聊聊天散散步
Look, here's the thing. I'm free all the time, basically. 你瞧 這剛好 我現在基本上每天都閒著
So if there's anything you ever wanna do during the day... 所以 如果你想做點什麼或是想聊天的話
- ...or you're alone and you don't wanna be.... - Really? - 或是你獨自一人什麼也不想幹的時候 - 真的嗎
- Sure. - How about tomorrow? - 當然 - 明天怎麼樣
Tomorrow? 明天
- Too soon? - No, not at all. - 太快了嗎 - 不 一點也不
Okay, great. Okay. So, I'll have Carol watch the register... 好 太棒了 好吧 我讓卡洛兒看著店
...and you could come by, pick me up at noon? 中午你就來接我 行嗎
I'll be there. 我會來的
- Okay. - All right. - 好啊 - 那就說定了
Thank you. 謝謝
- Good night. - Good night. - 晚安 - 晚安
Hi. Weirdest thing happened. I thought I'd dropped my wallet outside. 嗨 不可思議 我以為錢包掉在外面了
Weirdest thing happened. I came outside because I was feeling a little seasick. 不可思議 我覺得有點暈船就到外面來了
Weirdest thing happened. 真是不可思議
I have some wonderful ideas. 我有一些好點子
- Specifically with you in mind. - Hi. - 如果你真想 - 嗨
Weirdest thing happened. 真是奇怪了
Wasn't the veal fabulous? 牛肉怎麼樣
Fabulous. That was what was so weird. I didn't expect veal. I expected chicken. 好極了 真奇怪 我不怎麼喜歡牛肉 我更喜歡雞肉
I would have come sit with you, but Mr. Gross here.... 我本來是要找你的 但格羅斯先生在這裏
- Jack Gross. - My pleasure. - 傑克·格羅斯 - 很高興認識你
Pleased to meet you, officer. 很高興認識你 警官
Charlie, he's going to help us develop an economic strategy. 查理 他說要幫我們賺錢
- What a great idea. - You have some girl here, officer. Smart. - 好主意 - 是你太太提出的 警官 她很聰明
Beautiful. And she knows what she wants. 而且漂亮 她知道自己想要的東西
- See? - I agree. - 看到了吧 - 我同意
Thank you very much for a very stimulating evening, Mr. Gross. 非常感謝你 今晚你令我大開眼界 格羅斯先生
My pleasure. 這是我的榮幸
- If you ever need any advice, either of you.... - I will be calling. - 如果你需要什麼建議 無論你 - 我會打給你的
- Well, ready? - Sure. - 好嗎 - 當然
Come on, let's get upstairs. I gotta get my coat. 走吧 我們上樓去拿我的大衣
- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. - 再見 - 再見
Oh, no. 噢 不行
- You're doing great. - I never had great balance. - 你做得不錯 - 我從來掌握不好平衡
I tried skiing once. They threw me off the Peter Rabbit slope. 我試過滑雪 結果從皮特兔子斜坡上摔了下來
- You gotta bend your knees. That's your problem. - That's one of them. - 注意彎曲膝蓋 問題就在這兒 - 這只是其中一個毛病
So now, there's a little bit of a hill here, so you might want to watch it, so don't-- 小心 這裏有個小坡 你要注意 別
- Slow down. - I can't slow down. - 減速 - 我慢不下來
- Sure you can. - Sure I can-- I can't. - 你行的 - 我行的 我不行
- Charlie, turn. - Okay. - 查理 轉彎 - 我知道
- Are you okay? - Fine. - 你還好吧 - 很好
I mean, I'll probably catch leprosy from the water, but otherwise I'm okay. 我也許會因為浸水而得上麻風病 不過 此外就沒事了
So I guess this is it for you and rollerblading? 我想你是再也不想溜旱冰了
I would have to say yes. 我剛想說來著
Okay, your turn. What next? What do you want to do? 好了 輪到你了 下面你打算幹嘛
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Charlie Lang, and I've just won the lottery. 女士們先生們 我是查理·蘭 我買彩票中了獎
Tonight's ride home is on me and Miss Yvonne Biasi. 今晚乘車 由我和伊芳·比亞西小姐 為大家買票
- What's going on? - The cop and the waitress are treating everybody. - 出什麼事了 - 警察和女招待請大家免費乘車
-This is going to be hard to top. - I'll top it. - 沒有比這更好的事了 - 我能想到更好的
The time is now 5:16 p.m. Thank you for riding with the New York Transit Authority. 現在的時間是下午五點十六分 感謝您搭乘紐約交通管理局地鐵
Welcome to Charlie Lang, Yvonne Biasi... 歡迎查理·蘭 伊芳·比亞西
...Officer Bo Williams... 鮑·威廉姆斯警官
...and all the kids from Woodside, Queens. 和每一個來自皇后區附近的小朋友們
I know, I know. I'm trying. 我知道 我知道 我再試試
Out of there! 衝過去
Third base! 三壘
Out of there! 達陣
Good one. 好球
- Go. - All right. - 跳 - 對啦
- Come on. - Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. - 好了 - 查理 查理 查理 查理
Okay. Well, hey. Hey! 好了 好了 嗨 嗨
It was a great day. It was a great day for me too. 今天真棒 對我來說也是
- What the hell is she doing? - She's pissed, whatever she's doing. - 她這是在幹什麼 - 她生氣了 她什麼都不顧了
Muriel. 穆麗兒
Muriel! 穆麗兒
- Congratulations, Mr. Token Man. - Oh, God. - 祝賀你 車票先生 - 噢 上帝
「樂透彩票羅賓漢」
- Honey, I'm home. - No. No, you have to leave. - 親愛的 我回來了 - 不行 不行 你給我出去
These are fantastic. 這個太好吃了
- Stop eating my macadamia nuts. - Give me a kiss. - 不許吃我的澳洲胡桃仁 - 吻我一下
No. No, I'm serious, I'm serious. 不 不 我是認真的 我可是認真的
- You can't stay here. Out. - Why? You expecting company? - 你給我出去 滾出去 - 為什麼 你在等情人嗎
- No. No. - No? - 沒有 沒有 - 不會吧
Not Officer Krupke, the saintly cop? 不會是那個高尚的聖人警察吧
There's nothing going on between me and Charlie Lang. And he's not a saint... 我和他之間什麼也沒有發生 而且他也不是什麼聖人
...he's just simply a decent human being. Something you couldn't possibly-- 他只是一個普通的體面人 你這種人一輩子也不可能做到
If you eat one more of those nuts, I swear to you.... 如果你再吃一個 我發誓
- Are you having an affair with this girl? - No, of course not. We just hang out together. - 你跟這個姑娘在搞婚外情嗎 - 沒有 當然沒有 我們只是一起出去
You should've heard that Russian bitch downstairs, "Oh, your husband and that waitress." 你真應該聽聽樓下那個俄羅斯婆子說的 你丈夫和女招待如何如何
But, okay, what's the real issue here? 但是 好了 我們到底在這爭論什麼
What's happening between us, or what some idiot neighbor thinks? 我們之間是怎麼回事 樓下那些傻瓜鄰居又與我們何干
It's been like a cold war here. And every time I've tried to talk about it, you-- 這裏就像冷戰似的 每當我想跟你談談 你總是
- All I have done is tried to make you happy. - No, that's not all you've tried to do. - 我所做的只是想讓你開心 - 不 你根本沒有那樣做
I used to come home at night, and you'd throw your arms around me. 以前我晚上回來 你總是跑過來擁抱我
You'd kiss me and say, "How was your day?" When's the last time that happened? 你吻我 還問我今天過得怎樣 你上次這樣做是什麼時候？
Five years ago? 五年前嗎
- I have no idea. It's not important. - No, but it is important. - 我想不起來了 這不重要 - 不 這很重要
It's history. 已經成為歷史了
- You go around with this girl. - I'm not having an affair. - 你現在圍著那個女孩轉 - 我沒有和她搞婚外情
This thing between you and the cop, frankly, it's none of my business. 你跟那個警察的事 坦率地說我並不關心
But there is one thing that's very important, and it's this. 但是有一件非常重要的事情 那就是
Don't be afraid. 別害怕
"The Eddie Biasi Players." 艾迪·比亞西賭場
You want money. Of course you want money. 你想要錢 當然了 你是想要錢
Just 50 grand in seed money. And then we're off and running. 僅僅只要五萬塊 然後我們就互不相干
Okay, honey, look. Picture this, picture this. Please, please. 好吧 寶貝兒 看 在這兒 簽字吧
Of course not. Not you, not Mr. Saintly. You're too good to have an affair. 當然沒有 你沒有 聖人先生沒有 你太神聖了 不會發生婚外情
Oh, God, Charlie. I'm just so sick of it. Your niceness and your decency. 噢 上帝 查理 我受夠了你所謂的正派禮儀
But you wanna know what? 但是你知道你是什麼嗎
You're nothing. You're a working-class stiff. You are blue collar all the way. 你什麼都不是 你只是個會打工的笨蛋 一輩子都是藍領
I'm not gonna change, Muriel. 我不想改變 穆麗兒
I know. 我知道
- So I want a divorce. - You want a divorce? - 所以 我要離婚 - 你想離婚
As soon as possible. 越快越好
I have wings, Charlie. I want to fly. 我的翅膀硬了 查理 我要單飛
Honey? Honey? 甜心 甜心
All right, look, babe, the bottom line is, I'm sticking around-- 好吧 你看 底線是 我就粘在這兒
Which I have a right to do. --until you kick in. 直到你同意
Well, you stick around, because I am out of here. 你粘在這兒吧 我走 我不想再看到你
- Where are you going, big shot? - Get away from that door. - 你要去哪兒 大人物 - 讓開
Where are you going? The Plaza? 你要去哪兒 廣場酒店嗎
-Yeah, the Plaza. - Really? - 沒錯 廣場酒店 - 當真
Really. And if you're still here when I get back, I'm calling the cops. 當然是真的 我回來的時候如果你還在這裏 我就報警
And believe me, I am now in a position to get them to come. 相信我 現在我有這個資格讓他們來
- Where you going? - A hotel. - 你去哪兒 - 旅館
- You mean, you and her? - We're history. - 你的意思是 你和她 - 我們完了
- Can't say I'm surprised. - No? It's funny, I am. - 不能說我很驚訝 - 沒關係 我很可笑吧 我是很可笑
No matter what comes before, you just don't expect this. 不管以前發生過什麼 只是不希望會這樣
- What hotel, Charlie? What if I wanna call you? - I'll be at the Holiday Inn on Ninth. - 哪個旅館 查理 如果我要找你呢 - 第九大道的假日旅社
- Holiday Inn? - Yeah. - 假日旅社 - 是啊
- Charlie, you won the lottery. - Yeah? - 查理 拜託 你中了頭彩哎 - 那又怎樣
One night at least, stay at the Plaza. 你起碼去廣場酒店待一晚上吧
Maybe I will. You're a real pal, you know that? 也許我會的 你可真夠哥們 知道嗎
I'll see you guys. 我會來看你們
- Good evening. - Good evening. - 晚上好 - 晚上好
- I'd like to get a room. - Yes, ma'am. - 我想要一個房間 - 好的 女士
I'm not that waitress, if that's what you're thinking. 我不是那個女招待 如果你那麼想的話
I didn't think so. 我沒有那麼想
- Single or double? - A single. - 單人間還是雙人間 - 單人
- Smoking or non-smoking? - Non-smoking. - 吸煙不吸煙 - 不吸煙
Sir, can I help you? 先生 需要我幫忙嗎
- He moved back in. - She threw me out. - 他搬回來了 - 她把我趕出來了
Eight-11 is this way, ma'am. 8-11號房從這邊走 女士
Sir? If you'll just follow me. 先生 請您跟我來
- That was the cop. - That's the waitress. - 他就是那個警察吧 - 還有那個女招待
Checked your bathroom yet? There's a robe in it. 看過你的盥洗室了沒有 那兒準備了浴袍
- Are you serious? - Swear to God. - 真的嗎 - 對天發誓
- Well, good night. - Come in. - 呃 晚安 - 請進來吧
Come in. 請進
Thanks. 謝謝
Unbelievable. Your room is exactly like mine, exactly like mine, except it's a different color. 難以置信 你的房間和我的一模一樣 就顏色有點不同
They really.... I mean.... 他們真的 我的意思是
Hey, would you like some fruit? 想吃點水果嗎
You have some in your.... Every room in this hotel probably has fruit. 你的房間也有 這家酒店的每間客房應該都有水果
It's amazing. 真是太棒了
- There's really a robe in there? - Terry cloth. - 那兒真的有浴袍嗎 - 還是棉布的
Nice. Really nice. 相當不錯
It's for sale. You can buy it for like $100 or something. I think it's $100, yeah. 是賣的 你可以花一百塊錢買一件 我想是一百塊錢
I'll do it. 我會買一件
I'll split it with you. That way we can share it. 那我出一半的錢吧 這樣我們就可以合著用它
You can have it one month, and I'll take it one month. 你用一個月 我用一個月
Or every other day, or weekends. 或者每天換一次 或者每周換一次
- Or we could get two. - We could do that. - 或者我們買兩件 - 我們可以
- Why am I so nervous? - I don't know. - 我怎麼會這麼緊張呢 - 我不知道
- We've spent so much time together. - Maybe that's why. - 我們認識很長時間了 - 也許就是因為這個
- Hi. - Hi. - 嗨 - 嗨
Here we go. 我們走吧
There they are. 他們在那兒
- This is unbelievable. - Make yourselves comfortable, gentlemen. - 真不敢相信 - 放鬆點 先生們
- I mean, I've seen some offices. - Walter, please. - 我見過許多大辦公室 - 沃爾特 拜託
Boy, these guys must charge you an arm and a leg. 天吶 這種地方肯定收費不菲
Why don't you sit down? 你幹嘛不坐下
Just the chairs, Charlie. 看看這椅子 查理
- Would you like a glass of water? - Real leather. I thought so. - 你要來杯水嗎 - 我想一定是真皮的
- Where's Muriel? - Mrs. Lang just stepped out. - 穆麗兒在哪兒 - 蘭太太剛出來
And here she is. 她來了
- You had them done. - Had what done? - 你果然那樣做了 - 做什麼了
- Can we proceed please? - What did she have done? - 可以開始了嗎 - 什麼 她做什麼了
What's the mystery? 有什麼好神秘的
- I'll tell you later. - I'm your lawyer. - 我一會兒告訴你 - 我是你的律師
As they say in Hollywood, let's cut to the chase. 就像人們在好萊塢說的一樣 讓我們結束這段故事吧
It is our contention that there be no division of the lottery money. 彩票獎金 我們認為不應該分
This was Mrs. Lang's ticket. 因為這是蘭太太的彩票
- That's completely unacceptable. - It's all right. - 這是完全不能接受的 - 我接受
- She can have my half. - What? - 她可以拿走我的那一半 - 什麼
Come here. 過來
Are you nuts? Why are you giving this away without a fight? 你是傻子嗎 你為什麼不爭取就放棄
She can have my half, period. I don't wanna discuss it. 她拿走我那一半好了 就這樣吧 我不想再討論這個問題
Don't wanna discuss it? You're talking a million dollars. 不想討論這個問題 你所說的是一百萬美元啊
Walter, please. 沃爾特 行了
You gotta be kidding me. 你在跟我開玩笑吧
- We concede the point. - That's a very mature attitude. - 在這一點上我們讓步 - 這是非常成熟慎重的態度
It'll certainly help speed things right along. 這肯定會讓問題盡快正確解決
Well, now, as to their pre-lottery holdings... 那麼 現在 關於他們中彩前的財產
...we have a bank account here totaling... 這裏有份銀行賬戶清單
...$3611. I insist we split this 50-50. 一共有三千六百一十一美元 我建議對半分
Chump change. 傻瓜開竅了啊
Well, that's basically it. There's furnishings, some good linens. 好 基本就是這樣 還有一些傢俱 一些亞麻布被單
Not quite accurate, Mr. Zakuto. 這些不太重要 查庫圖先生
We are also attaching the monies given by Mr. Lang to Miss Biasi. 我們要討論一下 蘭先生分給比亞西小姐的款項
- What? No. - That is out of bounds. - 什麼 不行 - 這太過分了
Mr. Lang volunteered his wife's earnings from the lottery... 蘭先生未經妻子同意
...without her consent or previous knowledge. 擅自處理蘭太太的彩票所得
That's horrible, Muriel. For God's sake. Please, think about what you're doing. 這太過分了 穆麗兒 看在上帝的份上 想想你在做什麼
We have every reason to believe that he and Miss Biasi... 我們有理由相信 他和比亞西小姐
...have had a long-standing relationship... 有著長期的情人關係
...that he deliberately deceived his wife about. 然後他故意欺騙了他的妻子
And toward that end... 為此
- ...we have drafted this letter to Miss Biasi... - Come on! - 我們已經起草了針對比亞西小姐的訴訟單 - 卑鄙
...demanding that she return the money... 要求她歸還這筆錢
...immediately and in full, or face substantial penalties and damages. 立即全部歸還 否則將面臨巨額賠償和罰款
- I can't believe this. - I can't listen to this screaming. - 簡直難以置信 - 我無法再忍受他大叫大鬧了
- Our whole marriage was like this. - It was not like this! - 我們的婚姻一直這樣 - 事實並不是這樣
Why are you doing this? 你為什麼要這樣做
Just to get even with Yvonne? She didn't do anything wrong. 你想從伊芳那裏得到什麼 她沒做錯任何事
I am tired of this physical abuse from you. Did you see that? 我已經對你的虐待感到麻木了 你們看見了嗎
If you fellows need a cab, my secretary will call one. 如果你們要一輛出租車 我的秘書會幫你們
How am I going to say this to Yvonne? How am I gonna tell her? 我應該怎麼和伊芳說呢 我該怎麼告訴她呢
Charlie, you're not gonna like this, but you're gonna have to stop seeing her for a while. 查理 這樣不行 這段時間你必須停止和她見面
Hi. This is Yvonne Biasi. I'm not at home right now. 嗨 我是伊芳·比亞西 現在不在家
Please leave a message after the beep. Thanks so much. 請在嗶聲後留言 非常感謝
Yvonne, I just wanted to say I'm thinking about you. 伊芳 我只想說我很擔心你
And we're gonna win this thing, because it's right. Don't think any of this is your fault. It isn't. 我們會贏的 因為我們是對的 別認為這是你的錯 根本不是
If you need me, I'll be at Bo's, 555-3840. I guess I'll see you in court. 我在鮑的家裏 有事就打555-3840 看來我只能在法庭上再見到你了
Well, I hope you don't mind sleeping on the floor. 希望你不介意睡在地板上
Oh, no, thank you. 噢 當然不會 謝謝
There's beer in the fridge, and the TV's there. 冰箱裏有啤酒 電視機在那裏
Sure is nice of you to let me use your Barney blanket, Tracey. 特蕾西 謝謝你讓我用你的毛毯
That's okay. 這沒關係
- Good night. - Good night, Gail. I'm sorry. - 晚安 - 晚安 蓋爾 我很抱歉
Don't worry about it, man. 別擔心 哥們
Thanks. 謝謝
"The trial, which has attracted citywide interest... 這個轟動全城的訴訟
...begins in civil court this morning at 9:30." 將於今天上午九點半在民事法庭開庭審理
- This whole thing is unbelievable. - My money's on Yvonne. - 整件事情都太離奇了 - 我相信錢會歸伊芳
God, I hope so. 上帝 我也希望如此
Now, Mrs. Lang, what are the numbers for your birthday? 蘭太太 請問你的生日是哪天
Twelve, 16, 64. 64年12月16日
And the numbers for your anniversary, my dear? 那麼結婚紀念日呢 親愛的
Six, 26, 84. 84年6月26日
Six, 26.... 6月26日
Did I hear 26? 我聽到的是26嗎
Twenty-six? 二十六嗎
As a matter of fact, Mrs. Lang, weren't you married on the 27th? 而事實上 蘭太太 你不是27號結婚的嗎
- Yes. - So your husband picked the 26 on his own? - 是的 - 所以 是你丈夫自己選擇的26
- Objection. What's the point? - The point is, counselor... - 反對 這問題有什麼意義 - 關鍵在於 辯護律師
...the point is, Your Honor, I am demonstrating... 重點是 法官大人 我將證明
...that Mr. Lang is responsible for the winning ticket. 是因為蘭先生的選擇 彩票才中了獎
Overruled. 反對無效
So, Mrs. Lang, your husband picked the 26th on his own, correct? 那麼 蘭太太 是你的丈夫自己選擇了屬於他的26號 對嗎
- No. - No? - 不對 - 不對嗎
Mrs. Lang, there was you, there was your husband. 蘭太太 當時你和你丈夫在一起
Could you kindly tell us who else was there that morning? 你可以告訴我們 那天早上還有誰和你們在一起嗎
My dead father. 我死去的父親
- Excuse me? - My dead father, God rest his soul. - 抱歉 能說清楚些嗎 - 我死去的父親 上帝寬恕他的靈魂
Quiet, please. 請肅靜
He came to me in a dream. "Baby," he says, as he was floating out the window. 他進入我的夢裏 他邊說邊飄上窗口 寶貝兒
You know, he had these big wings, you know, like angel wings. 他有一雙大翅膀 你知道 像天使一樣的翅膀
Oh, my God. They were the perfect color of white leather. 噢 我的上帝啊 穿著完美的白色長袍
Anyway, he says, "Baby, it's time to go to the church. 他說 寶貝兒 該去教堂了
You gotta hurry up or you're gonna be late." 你得快點 否則你就要遲到了
To my shock and surprise, I'm standing there in my wedding gown. 太讓我震驚了 那時我正穿著婚紗站在那兒
So I was running down Queen's Boulevard, through Flatbush. 所以我跑過了皇后大街 穿過弗拉特布什大街
Even though Queen's Boulevard doesn't run through Flatbush. 跑過皇后大街 穿過了弗拉特布什大街之後
I came to the church: St. Catherine's of the Holy Lotto. 我來到教堂 好來樂透的聖凱瑟琳教堂
And then I realized I wasn't late, I was a whole day early. 我不但沒有遲到 還早到了整整一天
God, I wanted to die. 天啊 我真該死
Then my father, you know, he was there, he was standing right next to me. 他在那裏 知道嗎 我父親就站在我邊上
And he says, "Little girl, don't cry. 他說 孩子 別哭
Because to me, your anniversary will always be on the 26th." 對我來說 你的結婚紀念日就是26號
「穆麗兒的先父托夢造就彩票贏家」
Mr. Lang. 蘭先生
Have you ever purchased nail-polish remover for your wife? 你為你太太買過指甲油嗎
Quiet, please. 肅靜
Nail-polish remover? 洗甲水呢
- A couple of times, I guess. - And you paid for it? - 我想有幾次吧 - 你付錢買的嗎
- Sure. - Did you therefore consider it yours? - 當然 - 因此你就認為它們就是屬於你的啦
No, I guess I didn't. 不 我不這麼想
Isn't it true that you forced your wife to split the ticket with Miss Biasi? 你真的強迫過你太太與比亞西小姐平分獎金嗎
I only said we should do the right thing. 我只是說 我們應該做正確的事
- Mr. Lang, were you wearing a gun at the time? - No. Of course not. - 蘭先生 那時你帶著槍嗎 - 沒有 當然沒有
- You hit her, didn't you, Mr. Lang? - I never, ever-- - 你打她了 是嗎 蘭先生 - 我沒有 從來沒有
You are under oath, Mr. Lang. 你可是宣過誓的 蘭先生
- Okay, once I grabbed her arm-- - No further questions. - 好吧 有一次我抓住她的胳膊 - 沒有其它問題了
「彩票警察毆打妻子」
Your witness, counselor. 你的證人 律師
Miss Biasi. Would you describe your financial circumstances... 比亞西小姐 請你描述一下
...before Mr. Lang was kind enough to offer you half his wife's winning ticket? 蘭先生分給你一半屬於他太太的獎金之前的財務狀況
I was struggling to make ends meet. 我盡量努力 但還是入不敷出
Isn't it a fact you owed $12,000 on your MasterCard? 萬事達信用卡上還欠著一萬兩千美元是屬實的吧
- That's because my ex-husband-- - Just answer yes or no. - 那是我前夫欠的 - 只需回答是或否
Technically, yes. But that's not because I had overspent. 理論上來說 是的 但我從來沒有透支過
And isn't it also a fact that you filed for bankruptcy... 而且是在你破產的同一天
...on the very day Mr. Lang offered to split the ticket? 也是在這一天 蘭先生承諾會分給你一半獎金的吧
Yes. But that was just fate. 是的 不過 那只是巧合
- Right, fate. - Yes. Really. - 是啊 巧合 - 是的 真的
Let me ask you, what was your relationship... 我來問你 當蘭先生提出
...with Mr. Lang at the time he offered to share his wife's ticket with you? 把妻子的獎金分給你一半的時候 你們之間是什麼關係
- I'd never met him before. - Really? - 我從來沒有見過他 - 真的嗎
Yes, really. 是真的
Describe your relationship with Mr. Lang today. 描述一下現在你和蘭先生的關係
I love him more than anything in the world. 我愛他 勝過世間的一切
Which is why you went running off to the Plaza with him... 所以那天你去酒店和他會面
...on the day he separated from his wife. 這也是他離開他太太的原因
- Objection. What is the relevancy of this? - Motivation. - 反對 這有什麼關係 - 動機
What motivation? 什麼動機
Mrs. Lang had thrown Mr. Lang out of the house, the marriage was in complete disarray. 蘭太太把他趕出家門 婚姻走到盡頭了
- Overruled. - If you're implying what I think-- - 反對無效 - 如果你是暗示我是個
Miss Biasi. 比亞西小姐
They're trying to make me into a gold digger. Him, the media. 他們企圖把我說成是一個騙子 他 還有媒體
Miss Biasi. Control yourself, please. 比亞西小姐 請控制一下情緒
I've worked my whole life. And finally something wonderful happened to me. 我一直都在努力工作 終於意外地迎來異常奇妙的一刻
I met a man who was intelligent and kind and full of compassion. 我遇到了一個聰明 善良而且充滿愛心的男人
Just the experience of knowing him has changed my life. It's not the money. 認識他已經改變了我的生活 這絕不是錢的問題
It's because he made me believe again people were fundamentally decent. 這是因為他使我 再次從根本上相信 人性依然是善良的
I'll be damned if I'm gonna let some lawyer make our relationship look ugly. 我不想讓什麼律師 歪曲我們的關係 醜化這份感情
Are you divorced? 你離婚了嗎
No. 沒有
You're married to one man, and you're in love with another. 就是說你和一個人結婚了 卻又愛上另一個
- It's only because I couldn't afford to get divorced. - Well, that's convenient. - 這只是因為我付不起離婚費用 - 好啊 這理由方便
In dramatic testimony, Yvonne Biasi was depicted by Muriel Lang's attorney... 在戲劇性的證詞裏 伊芳·比亞西被穆麗兒的律師描述成
...as a gold-digger and nymphomaniac. A verdict was expected by this evening. 一個淫蕩的金錢詐騙犯 本案預計今天晚上作出裁決
- Has the jury reached a verdict? - We have, Your Honor. - 陪審團作出裁決了嗎 - 是的 法官大人
What say you? 宣讀吧
We rule in favor of the plaintiff, Mrs. Muriel Lang, on all counts. 我們一致認為 原告穆麗兒·蘭太太勝訴
The court would like to thank the jury for its service in this difficult case. 法庭對陪審團在這困難的情況下所作的努力表示感謝
Court is dismissed. 退庭
- About the reports of Yvonne's adultery-- - Shut up about her. - 關於你和伊芳的通姦 - 別再侮辱她
She's down there. 她在下面
Yvonne! 伊芳
- Mrs. Lang? Your reaction to the verdict? - Justice was done. - 蘭太太 你對裁決有什麼看法 - 非常公正
Don't you believe that the good deeds of your husband--? 難道你不認為你丈夫所做的是好事嗎
This is not a press conference. The verdict is in. We're happy, that's all. 這不是記者招待會 法庭的裁決很公正 我們很高興 就這樣
Very happy. 非常滿意
「警察與女招待敗訴」
I don't even know where she is. 我都不知道她在哪裏
Look, you'll be a cop again. It's what you love. 瞧 你還可以回來做警察 這是你喜歡的事
I'll be all right. 我會沒事的
Hello? 有人嗎
Is anyone here? 有人在嗎
Go away. 走吧
Yvonne. 伊芳
- No. You don't wanna be with me. - What are you talking about? - 不 你不會想再和我在一起的 - 你說什麼呢
- I love you. - No. Don't you get it? - 我愛你 - 不 你還不明白嗎
I've ruined your life. 我毀了你的生活
Are you crazy? These past couple of days, I felt like half of me was missing. 你瘋了嗎 沒有你在的這些日子 我感覺自己像丟了魂似的
You won $4 million in the lottery. Do you know what an amazing gift that is? 你中了四百萬美元啊 你知道這是多麼驚人的一份厚禮嗎
And because of me you have nothing. 而現在 因為我 你什麼都沒有了
Because of you, I have you. Why can't you understand that? 正是因為你 我愛你 難道你還不明白嗎
If you don't want me, that's different. 如果你不想要我 這是另一回事
If you don't want me, I'll walk right out that door, and you'll never see me again. 如果你不要我 我會走出這道門 你永遠都不會再見到我
But please stop talking about the money. It means nothing to me. 但是別再說什麼錢 錢對我沒有任何意義
Do you want me to go? 你希望我走嗎
No. 不
Never. 永遠不
Never, never. 永遠別走 永遠
You have to excuse me sometimes, it's just... 有些時候你該原諒我 因為
...nobody ever loved me before. 從來沒有人這樣愛過我
- I guess he wants some food. - Shall we invite him in? - 我想他可能想找點吃的 - 我們讓他進來吧
Why not? 為什麼不呢
We should leave New York. 我們應該離開紐約
I mean, we're like freaks here. 我的意思是 我們在這裏都成怪物了
I've got a cousin that lives in Buffalo. 我有個遠親住在水牛城
He keeps asking me to visit. 他一直叫我過去
Maybe we can stay there for a while. 也許我們可以在那兒呆上一陣子
I could join the Buffalo force. 我可以在水牛城當警察
I could be a Buffalo waitress. 我可以在水牛城做女招待
Tonight I, Angel Dupree, a photographer for the New York Post for 10 years... 今晚 我 安吉爾·杜普裏 一個從業十年的紐約郵報攝影記者
...had the opportunity to study grace and generosity under the direst of circumstances. 有機會在惡劣的天氣裏 感受到什麼是真正的樂善好施
「紐約郵報」
「黑暗時刻的溫情」
Even in their darkest hour, the stalwart Officer Lang and the good-hearted Miss Biasi... 即使他們非常困難 這位勇敢的蘭警官和好心腸的比亞西小姐
...shared a bowl of soup with me. 仍然讓我享受了一碗美味的熱湯
When I left, this Good Samaritan gave me money from his own pocket... 臨走時 這位好心人還從他口袋裏掏錢給我
...wishing it could be more. 還希望我別嫌少
- "Mail it to Yvonne's Coffee Shop." - It's a good idea. - 請寄往摩爾北街 伊芳咖啡館 - 這是一個好主意
It's a great idea. 這個主意棒極了
I just want to make one stop. 我就看一眼
- Sweetie. - I'm okay, I'm okay. - 親愛的 - 我挺好 我挺好
- I knew this was a bad idea. - No, I just wanted to see it again. - 我看這樣不太好 - 沒關係 我只是想再看看
Why is the gate open? 門怎麼開了
I don't know. Well, Carol has a key. 我不知道 嗯 卡洛兒有鑰匙
The door's stuck. 門被頂住了
- What is this? - It must be some kind of a mistake. - 這是什麼 - 誰弄錯了吧
- "The Good Samaritan's Fund." - "Lotto Lovers." - 好撒瑪利亞人關懷基金 - 彩票情侶
"Yvonne's Coffee Shop." 寄給伊芳咖啡館
- It's 5 dollars. - Oh, come on. No. - 這兒有五美元 - 噢 怎麼回事 不對吧
"There should be more people in the world like you. Ethel from Staten Island." 世上應該有越來越多像你們這樣的人 斯泰登島 艾瑟兒寄
Here's a check for 10. 這是一張十美元的支票
This is all for us. Oh, Charlie. 這些都是給我們的 噢 查理
「捐給查理和伊芳」
"You are an example to all of us. Betty and Phil, the Bronx." 你們為大家樹立了好榜樣 布朗克斯區 貝蒂和菲爾
"We are hoping you will have a wonderful future. The Garcias, Long Island City." 我們希望你們擁有美好的未來 長島 加西亞一家
It took Charlie and Yvonne three days to open all their mail. 他們花了三天時間 來整理這些郵件
And when they were done, New York had given them a $600,000 tip. 結果他們發現 紐約城給了他們六十萬美元小費
Charlie happily went back to the force. 查理又高興地回到了警隊
「物業產權證」
Yvonne got her coffee shop back. 伊芳贖回了她的咖啡館
Eddie could only get work driving a cab. 艾迪只找到一份開出租車的工作
And Muriel. She married Jack Gross... 還有穆麗兒 她嫁給了傑克·格羅斯
...who cleaned out their checking account and fled the country. 那傢伙捲走了她所有的錢後 就逃到了國外
Muriel lives in the Bronx with her mother now and works in a nail salon. 穆麗兒現在和她母親住在布朗克斯區 她在一家美甲店裏打工
Charlie, Muriel and Yvonne all lived in a city... 在查理 穆麗兒和伊芳生活的這座城市裏
...where people prayed for miracles every day. And sometimes they happened. 人們每天都期盼著奇跡發生 有時候 奇跡確實發生了
「警察迎娶女招待」
劇 終
謝 謝 觀 賞